Back in 1993, I was visiting a friend’s condo, and on the way up decided to show the girl that was riding the elevator up with me what happens when you press the STOP button in the elevator and jump at the same time. Apparently I thought that this was a great way to impress women. This was, in fact, a very bad idea. Although the vertical height I achieved in that jump was truly amazing, it was not worth being stuck in the …